Sunday 9 September 2012

FOR ANY GIRL: What NOT to wear when you go clubbing

So I currently work at a club, and the girl in charge of me (Krystal) has given me the fantastic idea of talking about girls and the way they should dress in such an environment. Therefore Mama K, this one is dedicated to you. 

Now I am a pretty simple dresser. I like clean lines, I don't particularly fancy lots of accessories, and I don't wear shiny things. So I figured that the best way to tackle the 'club attire' topic would be to write from a neutral, WHAT NOT TO WEAR point of view. Because this, unlike my own style, would be applicable to ALL GIRLS. 

Here we go. This is a quick list of what NOT to wear when you go to a club. 

1. Clothes that do not look like clothes


For the love of God, please wear proper clothes. It is not appropriate to substitute a skirt with a belt.

2. Maxi Dresses



A club is not the smaller version of the Hilton ballroom.  I can assure you that you will not see Giorgio Armani lurking around the bar.

3. Maybelline's entire product line


I know that make-up is fun to play with..what girl doesn't like enhancing their looks? But it is slightly frightening when I see someone with every single product invented plastered on their face.

4. Torn material



Do not steal your local, neighborhood friendly hobo's clothes. Experimenting with one's fashion sense is great, but torn clothes and clubs do not go well together.

5. Sunglasses


There is a reason why they're called sunglasses, and not lightglasses. I promise you that there is no sun hiding amongst the bright, manmade flashes.

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And that's the list done! Hope you agreed with me - Nadia

SORRY FOR THE HIATUS

Guys, a public apology for the hiatus on my blog!! I have been so busy, and thus had no time to update this baby. I'm also writing another blog at the moment, for an assessment, so it's been a little crazy. STAY TUNED FOR MORE RIDICULOUS ANTICS THOUGH. I promise to get on this A.S.A.P!